fishzoo
10-06-2007, 07:07 AM
A foreign newspaper wants to publish a report about life in EGYPT,so they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in EGYPT .When she arrives
at Cairo she picks a random guy and starts her interview.
Reporter:hi
Egyptian:we 3alakom asalam ya 2otta
?Reporter:do u speak English
Egyptian:yas yass
?Reporter:do u mind if i interview u
Egyptian:no i do not have a mind at all
?Reporter:what is ur name
Egyptian:Taha
?Reporter:male or female
?Taha(yelling):what do u sink
Reporter:its just for the sake of the report..never mind..male
Taha:yas male and i can brove it anytime u want
?Reporter:no thanks i will take u for ur word.so how do u find life here in EGYPT
Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar,nice food,byramidz
?Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids what else u like here
Taha:byramidz,nice wezar,nice food
?Reporter:ok .lets move on..what do u do
Taha:i am very well,sank u
?Reporter:no i mean do u have a job
Taha:(looking around him and whispering)jobat?no i do not have any jobat..
lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a job with u?we can esmoke it in my car..do not worry about boliz.
?Reporter:oh my god,DO YOU WORK
Taha:yas yas ,taxi drivar
?Reporter:what do u think about the traffic problem in egypt
Taha:very big broblem.very much cars..u see?but za guvurnment iz trying to make it bettar.zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way,so if u go u cannot come back..niahahaha3
?Reporter:what about the economic problem in EGYPT
Taha:i do not undurstand what u say
?Reporter:i mean how do u deal with money problems in egypt
Taha:no no no .EGYBT very rich cantry.we have a lot of coton ,a lot of water ,and we have byramidz
?Reporter:so do u make alot of money
Taha:no no ,its not legal to make money.one frend i know make money at home
and he go to brizon.if u make money at home u can give it only to banzeena man.zey take any money
?Reporter:let me rephrase.since EGYPT is a rich country,do u hae a lot of money
Taha:me?..no ,not a lot,but i eat and drink al7amdulelah
?Reporter:then where does all the money go
Taha:Guvurnment
?Reporter:and what does the government do with the money
Taha:zey build circle street and me7war street and make all streets one way
?Reporetr:well,ok.do u ote
?Taha:what duz zat mean
?Reporter:do u choose ur president
Taha :MUBARK
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously):i did not give my vioce.but if i was i will gie him my voice
?Reporter:why him
Taha:because he was an airoplane in za war.he waz za leader airoplane
Reporter:but there are no wars right now
Taha:but if we have war ..u see?we know we will hae a very good airoplane in it
?Reporter:what about the last 26 years
Taha:i got marry and have 3laa and amira..and drive a taxi
?Reporter:no , i meant what did MUBARK do for EGYPT in the last 26 years
Taha:he build circle street,me7war street and makes all streets one way
Reporter:thank you very much for ur time mr.TAHA
Taha:no broblem,onlt 10 pounds
Reporter:i never said i will pay u for this
Taha:ok..just give me the job ,then we esmoke it and make head
Reporter:grrrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok ,need a taxi
at Cairo she picks a random guy and starts her interview.
Reporter:hi
Egyptian:we 3alakom asalam ya 2otta
?Reporter:do u speak English
Egyptian:yas yass
?Reporter:do u mind if i interview u
Egyptian:no i do not have a mind at all
?Reporter:what is ur name
Egyptian:Taha
?Reporter:male or female
?Taha(yelling):what do u sink
Reporter:its just for the sake of the report..never mind..male
Taha:yas male and i can brove it anytime u want
?Reporter:no thanks i will take u for ur word.so how do u find life here in EGYPT
Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar,nice food,byramidz
?Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids what else u like here
Taha:byramidz,nice wezar,nice food
?Reporter:ok .lets move on..what do u do
Taha:i am very well,sank u
?Reporter:no i mean do u have a job
Taha:(looking around him and whispering)jobat?no i do not have any jobat..
lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a job with u?we can esmoke it in my car..do not worry about boliz.
?Reporter:oh my god,DO YOU WORK
Taha:yas yas ,taxi drivar
?Reporter:what do u think about the traffic problem in egypt
Taha:very big broblem.very much cars..u see?but za guvurnment iz trying to make it bettar.zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way,so if u go u cannot come back..niahahaha3
?Reporter:what about the economic problem in EGYPT
Taha:i do not undurstand what u say
?Reporter:i mean how do u deal with money problems in egypt
Taha:no no no .EGYBT very rich cantry.we have a lot of coton ,a lot of water ,and we have byramidz
?Reporter:so do u make alot of money
Taha:no no ,its not legal to make money.one frend i know make money at home
and he go to brizon.if u make money at home u can give it only to banzeena man.zey take any money
?Reporter:let me rephrase.since EGYPT is a rich country,do u hae a lot of money
Taha:me?..no ,not a lot,but i eat and drink al7amdulelah
?Reporter:then where does all the money go
Taha:Guvurnment
?Reporter:and what does the government do with the money
Taha:zey build circle street and me7war street and make all streets one way
?Reporetr:well,ok.do u ote
?Taha:what duz zat mean
?Reporter:do u choose ur president
Taha :MUBARK
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously):i did not give my vioce.but if i was i will gie him my voice
?Reporter:why him
Taha:because he was an airoplane in za war.he waz za leader airoplane
Reporter:but there are no wars right now
Taha:but if we have war ..u see?we know we will hae a very good airoplane in it
?Reporter:what about the last 26 years
Taha:i got marry and have 3laa and amira..and drive a taxi
?Reporter:no , i meant what did MUBARK do for EGYPT in the last 26 years
Taha:he build circle street,me7war street and makes all streets one way
Reporter:thank you very much for ur time mr.TAHA
Taha:no broblem,onlt 10 pounds
Reporter:i never said i will pay u for this
Taha:ok..just give me the job ,then we esmoke it and make head
Reporter:grrrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok ,need a taxi